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minus-square@FooBarringtonlink54•8 months agoI like “orphanize” - one of those things that shouldn’t be a word, but is!
minus-squareIron Lynxlink23•8 months agoNGL, Orphaniser or Orphanizer sounds like one hell of a metal band name
minus-square@FooBarringtonlink10•edit-28 months agoAlternatively a depressingly realistic look at the consequences of war for non-participating children, couched in the veneer of an 80s Sci-Fi movie. “YOUR PARENTS WILL NOT BE BACK”
minus-squareivanafteralllinkfedilink6•8 months agoOr a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”
minus-square@FooBarringtonlink7•8 months agoWhat would it do? Delete all memories of a childs parents from their brain, making them think they’ve been orphans all along?
minus-squareivanafteralllinkfedilink1•8 months agoSeems like it’d be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•edit-28 months agoimpl<'a, T: Child> ChildRef<'a, T> { fn orphanize<T: Child>(r: Self) -> Orphan<T>; }
minus-squareIWantToFuckSpezlinkfedilink26•8 months agoJust rename the child to Hamas. IDF will kill it for you.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•edit-28 months ago-- |Removes the given object from its current parent, if any, and then adds it as a child of the other given object. kidnap :: ChildBearing c p => p -- ^The kidnapper. -> c -- ^The child to kidnap. IO ()
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I like “orphanize” - one of those things that shouldn’t be a word, but is!
umbilicalCord.cut()NGL, Orphaniser or Orphanizer sounds like one hell of a metal band name
Alternatively a depressingly realistic look at the consequences of war for non-participating children, couched in the veneer of an 80s Sci-Fi movie.
“YOUR PARENTS WILL NOT BE BACK”
Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”
What would it do? Delete all memories of a childs parents from their brain, making them think they’ve been orphans all along?
Seems like it’d be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.
I assumed it’s something parents buy for their children.
impl<'a, T: Child> ChildRef<'a, T> { fn orphanize<T: Child>(r: Self) -> Orphan<T>; }Just rename the child to Hamas. IDF will kill it for you.
Garbage collection???
/s
SendToBoardingSchool()-- |Removes the given object from its current parent, if any, and then adds it as a child of the other given object. kidnap :: ChildBearing c p => p -- ^The kidnapper. -> c -- ^The child to kidnap. IO ()def callCps()