• @FooBarrington
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    547 months ago

    I like “orphanize” - one of those things that shouldn’t be a word, but is!

    • Iron Lynx
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      237 months ago

      NGL, Orphaniser or Orphanizer sounds like one hell of a metal band name

      • @FooBarrington
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        7 months ago

        Alternatively a depressingly realistic look at the consequences of war for non-participating children, couched in the veneer of an 80s Sci-Fi movie.

        “YOUR PARENTS WILL NOT BE BACK”

        • ivanafterall
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          67 months ago

          Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”

          • @FooBarrington
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            77 months ago

            What would it do? Delete all memories of a childs parents from their brain, making them think they’ve been orphans all along?

            • ivanafterall
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              17 months ago

              Seems like it’d be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.

              • @FooBarrington
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                37 months ago

                I assumed it’s something parents buy for their children.