• Diplomjodler
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    1168 months ago

    Cue right wingers protesting the new “woke” leaf blowers.

    • BruceTwarzen
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      538 months ago

      I’ll let my gas powered leaf blower running all day now to make your woke blower useless. Get owned, sucker

      • Diplomjodler
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        328 months ago

        There certainly are plenty of people who use those things because they enjoy being obnoxious twats.

          • @[email protected]
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            28 months ago

            I instantly imagined someone rolling coal with their leaf blower… you know it’s going to happen, even if they’re not diesel.

        • @[email protected]
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          68 months ago

          This is very true. I just know my neighbour wouldn’t choose a quieter option if he had the chance

        • @[email protected]
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          7 months ago

          Seeing how some very particular relatives are, I wonder if much of the gas leaf blower crowd is less “watch me stick it to the libs” and more “look at me, I’m cleaning my yard, that makes me better than you”

          • @Buddahriffic
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            28 months ago

            And by “cleaning my yard” they really mean “blowing whatever I consider a mess onto whatever is beside my yard, or in the general vicinity for the dust”.

        • FiveMacs
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          I use things that work (even if you find them loud or annoying) because typically over engineered things (like the ‘quiet’ leafblower) are most likely very problematic and will fail. I just do not trust anything new anymore. Companies did this and forced me to stop caring about ‘innovation’ with their constant lies and fraud.

          Edit downvotes clearly from people who are pissed they have to replace their expensive appliances every 5-7 years because ‘innovation’

          • @[email protected]
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            158 months ago

            I use things that work

            Blowing leaves around instead of removing it, isn’t ideal then.

            • @[email protected]
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              18 months ago

              Leafblowers are used to collect it into a pile which is then raked/shoveled into a bin. The blower is much faster and less effort than the rake at collecting everything into the pile.

              • Mbourgon everywhere
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                48 months ago

                Everyone I see using them merely uses it to blow the detritus into the street. What you’re saying makes a lot of sense, but people don’t do that

                • @[email protected]
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                  18 months ago

                  Yeah, well, you can’t fix stupid.

                  Although if there isn’t that much, I suppose letting it dry and break down in the local environment is better than putting it in a landfill. If there’s a lot of it, then at least in cities I’ve lived in, they can and do ticket for putting yard waste or shoveling snow in the street.

            • FiveMacs
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              8 months ago

              Do you think a leaf BLOWER sucks leaves up or does anything but blow them wherever you point the machine?

              Your thinking of a leaf vacuum which the article is NOT referring too…

              What was the point of your reply, I really don’t get it…

          • Diplomjodler
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            148 months ago

            Yeah, I figure that’s the kind of thing they’re going to say.

          • TimeSquirrel
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            No we obviously need more cheap plastics that will dry rot in your shed and shitty rubber grips that will turn to sticky goo in five years, as well as lowest bidder designed control circuitry with a dozen corners cut.

            I get what you mean, modern power tools feel like Fisher Price toys. They’re disposable.

            What happened to the giant metal vacuum cleaners that doubled as a blunt-force weapons?

            • @PlutoniumAcid
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              28 months ago

              Hey, don’t diss Fisher Price toys. The old ones from 40+ years ago were solid. So much so that the iconic telephone on wheels and with eyes is still around.

              Modern day crap though? Oh I’m with you!

            • @[email protected]
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              28 months ago

              Maybe the garbage brands. Milwaukee, DeWalt, Makita, etc are very well made, and significantly more powerful than they were 5-10 years ago.

      • @errer
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        58 months ago

        Blowing coal lel

    • @[email protected]
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      88 months ago

      Coming soon: The all new, all American, COAL powered leaf blower.

      Now with a slide whistle and megaphone attachments for extra annoying noises.

    • @MrVilliam
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      78 months ago

      No, they’ve moved on to “DEI” as their racist dogwhistle now. Keep up.

      • @[email protected]
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        28 months ago

        “I’d never even heard of this 2 weeks ago, but after watching a single 90-second segment on Fox News, it’s all I can talk about and clearly the reason why the country is failing!”