• lad
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    58 months ago

    Well, that’ll be another $89.⁹⁹ for the vase, we’re accepting cash, cheques, and credit cards

    • @superduperpirate
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      58 months ago

      You could buy a can of coffee at the Ralph’s, that’s a very modestly priced receptacle.

    • Midnight Wolf
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      25 months ago

      another $89

      stabs the delivery driver

      “Thanks for the free vase! Oh two? You’re too kind!”

      he is losing consciousness while calling emergency services