• lad
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      58 months ago

      Well, that’ll be another $89.⁹⁹ for the vase, we’re accepting cash, cheques, and credit cards

      • @superduperpirate
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        58 months ago

        You could buy a can of coffee at the Ralph’s, that’s a very modestly priced receptacle.

      • Midnight Wolf
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        25 months ago

        another $89

        stabs the delivery driver

        “Thanks for the free vase! Oh two? You’re too kind!”

        he is losing consciousness while calling emergency services