• @Makeitstop
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      278 months ago

      Lifting a kilt is not exactly difficult.

      • Hugucinogens
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        248 months ago

        Yeah basically, based on genital structure, everyone should wear skirts.

    • @violetring
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      98 months ago

      And yet there is zero chance of an unfortunate zipper accident when wearing a kilt/skirt. Pant zippers are the leading cause of penile injury.

    • Sundray
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      8 months ago

      Scottish kilts have been around since the 1500’s.

      The zipper was patented in the 1800’s.

        • Sundray
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          68 months ago

          If the ease of peeing determines the usefulness of a garment, then in a world without zippers, kilts are clearly the superior genitalia obscuring clothing item. For 200 years the Scots were enjoying free and easy urination while the rest of the British Isles were having to unlace their codpieces like fools.