• Shou
    20·
    2 years ago

    That doesn’t sound healthy

    • theherk
      21·
      2 years ago

      They really aren’t, despite what Kelloggs claims.

      • stoicmaverick
        2·
        2 years ago

        They weren’t made to be healthy. They were made to keep you from masturbating.

        • espentan
          3·
          2 years ago

          Those sons of bitches… my childhood could’ve been very… different.

          • Nutteman
            3·
            2 years ago

            I live in West Michigan where the anti-masturbatory quaker started it all. It’s so weirdly mixed between religious zealots and the rest of us in the cities lmao

        • hakunawazo
          2·
          2 years ago

          And it’s working. I’m still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.

          • stoicmaverick
            3·
            2 years ago

            Rookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.

    • KISSmyOSFeddit
      6·
      2 years ago

      I had a complex fracture in the elbow twice, 34 and 30 years ago. There’s no pain, no loss of function, and it didn’t get worse in all that time.
      Nothing I can really do but hope it will stay like that for the next 30.

      • Shou
        2·
        2 years ago

        Damn. I hope so too then. I guess there are loose pieces still in there?