• @theherk
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    216 months ago

    They really aren’t, despite what Kelloggs claims.

    • @stoicmaverick
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      26 months ago

      They weren’t made to be healthy. They were made to keep you from masturbating.

      • @espentan
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        36 months ago

        Those sons of bitches… my childhood could’ve been very… different.

        • @Nutteman
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          36 months ago

          I live in West Michigan where the anti-masturbatory quaker started it all. It’s so weirdly mixed between religious zealots and the rest of us in the cities lmao

      • @hakunawazo
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        26 months ago

        And it’s working. I’m still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.

        • @stoicmaverick
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          36 months ago

          Rookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.