• @Pilferjinx
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      288 months ago

      Damn, White Jesus is an asshole.

      • @Dasus
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        8 months ago

        Always has been.

        Reject white Jesus, accept Black Jesus

        I’m not religious just to make that clear

          • @UnderpantsWeevil
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            38 months ago

            He certainly wasn’t Dutch Irish. But there were plenty of Caucasians in the Levant some 2000 years ago. He could have just as easily been Ptolemaic as Ethiopian.

            Whatever his skin tone, I think its safe to say he was very tan. But, as a charismatic religious demagogue, there’s ample reason to suspect he was good looking by the standards of the era - presumably tall, handsome, smooth spoken, and fairly well-groomed.

            • @III
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              18 months ago

              But, as a charismatic religious demagogue

              Maybe he was fat, ugly and had fake orange skin…

            • Flying Squid
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              08 months ago

              It’s just a fun song. Click through.

        • @AngryCommieKender
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          18 months ago

          Korean Jesus clearly lives at a gym. Korean Jesus is more ripped than Superman

        • @suction
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          18 months ago

          So Kimchi and watching sexually and contractually raped desirable young people sing and dance?

      • @UnderpantsWeevil
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        78 months ago

        That requires you to assume the goals of a Christian nation are out of line with the goals of a Roman Empire. And Emperor Constantine certainly didn’t seem to think so.

        • @suction
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          58 months ago

          Uhh wait, which MCU phase is this from?

          — right wing chuds

          • kronisk
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            58 months ago

            John Constantine is DC universe, duh.