• Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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    937 months ago

    [Alex Jones] also listed his living expenses at about $69,000 for April alone

    Goddamn, dude. Stop ordering DoorDash.

    • @0110010001100010
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      7 months ago

      How in the fuck does someone even spend that much a month?! Even in some crazy scenario where me and my wife eat out every single night I can only get to like $2300 monthly for restaurants. Throw another $5k (high) for mortgage, grocery, bills, etc doesn’t put me anywhere close. Hell, if you stayed at a hotel for 30 nights at even $200 a night that’s only $6k. Lots of hookers and drugs?

      • @[email protected]
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        337 months ago

        I did a little digging - here’s something reported to the court:

        “His July spending included $7,900 on housekeeping, $15,184 in prenuptial payments to his wife, $6,302 in maintenance and taxes for his vacation lake house, and $6,338 on meals and entertainment, according to court papers.”

        Dude needs to get YNAB… or just cut back on the avocado toast.

        • @barsquid
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          197 months ago

          The lake house and lavish entertainment budget need to be given to the victims of his despicable conduct tho.

          • @[email protected]
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            Yup, and once those are sold he can keep giving the $6K monthly payments going to them. Sounds like he needs a $200 vacuum cleaner too, then he’s got another $7k to send the victims.

            Edit: flipped the numbers.

      • @[email protected]
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        207 months ago

        You’re not thinking big enough.

        • Fuck eating out, hire a private chef.
        • 5k mortgage? Rich people have multiple houses at that price or more.
        • $200/night for a hotel, try 1200.

        I’m not saying it’s wise or prudent, but it’s definitely possible to get there if you are behaving like a rich person.

      • @Passerby6497
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        87 months ago

        He’s trying to either get and hide or waste as much of his money as possible so that other people can’t have it. He’s already tried a ton of shady shit in the bankruptcy hearing (including somehow getting a massive bill from one of his father’s shell companies), so it wouldn’t surprise me if he’s pulling shit like that.

      • @barsquid
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        87 months ago

        This guy’s veins are at 1,000 PSI from all the cocaine he’s snorting, that’s one large expense you don’t have.

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        57 months ago

        The most I can manage is a mean of $10k/mo.

      • Billiam
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        47 months ago

        IT’S ALL THE BRAIN FORCE X-PLUS EXTREME SILVER WITH FISH OIL, BABY!

        • Jackie's Fridge
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          27 months ago

          You made me read that in his voice using nothing but all-caps

      • themeatbridge
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        47 months ago

        $5k a month right now is like a $900,000 house, which is a lot for the vast majority of people, but very low for rich people.