• Ebby
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    7 months ago

    Ahh remindes me of a quote.

    Mr. Prosser: Do you know how much damage this bulldozer would sustain if I just let it roll over you?

    Arthur Dent: How much?

    Mr. Prosser: None at all.

    • Lem Jukes
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      257 months ago

      Coincidentally ‘none at all’ is precisely the amount of money Jones deserves to be left with.

    • @iamtrashman1312
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      107 months ago

      Mr. Jones’s ancestors also scream in his brain, but a lot of that is due to the pesticide

      • littleblue✨
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        47 months ago

        That’s some shitty pesticide. That chonky roach is breathing.

    • @[email protected]
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      97 months ago

      There may be procedural and legal issues before we just have bulldozers run over people. For one, they’re not a threat to actual rich people.

      • Ebby
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        227 months ago

        Ahhh! But did you check the cellar? [Authorization was] on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.’

      • @njm1314
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        47 months ago

        That’s why you have to hog tie the rich people first

        • littleblue✨
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          47 months ago

          That takes too much work. You set it up right and stabilize it well, a trusty wood chipper’ll get that premium grade-A rich fucker all over your thirsty soil in that nice, even spray that plants crave!

        • @Lost_My_Mind
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          07 months ago

          Why are we suddenly involving kink? And where does that line stop? If I insert buttplugs into the rich hogtied people, is that too far?

      • @UnderpantsWeevil
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        07 months ago

        There may be procedural and legal issues before we just have bulldozers run over people.

        Tell it to the Vogons