The families of the Sandy Hook massacre have asked a federal court to liquidate Alex Jones' company to help pay out the $1.5 billion defamation judgment.
Ahhh! But did you check the cellar? [Authorization was] on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.’
That takes too much work. You set it up right and stabilize it well, a trusty wood chipper’ll get that premium grade-A rich fucker all over your thirsty soil in that nice, even spray that plants crave!
There may be procedural and legal issues before we just have bulldozers run over people. For one, they’re not a threat to actual rich people.
Ahhh! But did you check the cellar? [Authorization was] on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.’
That’s why you have to hog tie the rich people first
That takes too much work. You set it up right and stabilize it well, a trusty wood chipper’ll get that premium grade-A rich fucker all over your thirsty soil in that nice, even spray that plants crave!
Why are we suddenly involving kink? And where does that line stop? If I insert buttplugs into the rich hogtied people, is that too far?
Tell it to the Vogons