• @SmoothOperator
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    165 months ago

    How am I supposed to estimate the pH value of a given wetland area without specialised equipment?

    • @dohpaz42
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      165 months ago
      1. Take a sip. Did you trip balls? Acid.
      2. Take a red wire, black wire, and a clock. Can you power the clock? Alkaline.

      Duh.

    • mad_asshatter
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      75 months ago
      1. Determine whether it’s a swamp or a marsh.

      2. Tell someone else you did your part, now it’s their turn.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      75 months ago

      Just call it something online, if people don’t immediately pop out of nowhere to correct you, then you’re probably right.

    • @brap
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      55 months ago

      What, you don’t carry pH test strips around as a matter of routine? /s

    • @Mr_Wobble
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      5 months ago

      Lick it. Just a little bit. Just a little snaky lick…

    • @angrystego
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      25 months ago

      Learn botany. You can tell the approximate pH from the species of plants growing there.

    • @General_Effort
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      15 months ago

      Maybe you can find some red cabbage growing nearby?