minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink23•6 months agoThen you can call me. I’ll give you two inches.
minus-square@NegativeLookBehindlinkEnglish13•6 months agoHow do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
minus-square@AngryishHumanoidlink6•6 months agoIf you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.
minus-squareWugmeisterlinkfedilinkEnglish3•6 months agoThat sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone — eventually.
minus-square@YarHarSuperstarlink1•6 months agoYou have to inches or no one will ever be able to inches ever again.
What if I want to gain two inches?
Then you can call me. I’ll give you two inches.
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How do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
Your endeavours are stored in the balls.
If you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.
That sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone — eventually.
just have one funnel cake… eating contest.
What if I don’t have to inches?
You have to inches or no one will ever be able to inches ever again.