A young man goes to audition for a talent agency.
Can you sing?
He sings.
Not bad! Can you dance?
He dances.
Hey, pretty good!
Can you be funny?
He tells a better joke than this one, and executes a spectacular pratfall.
That’s marvelous! I think I can sign you, what’s your name?
Penis Van Lesbian.
That will never do! We have to change it.
And so Dick Van Dyke was born.
That’s quite fair. It’s an awful joke.
Is this really old one better or worse?
A young man goes to audition for a talent agency. Can you sing? He sings. Not bad! Can you dance? He dances. Hey, pretty good! Can you be funny? He tells a better joke than this one, and executes a spectacular pratfall. That’s marvelous! I think I can sign you, what’s your name? Penis Van Lesbian. That will never do! We have to change it. And so Dick Van Dyke was born.