• @disguy_ovahea
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        13 months ago

        Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cheroo

        Good luck will rub off when I shakes 'ands with you

    • @[email protected]
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      153 months ago

      Seems valid to show the age if you’re winning an award and the oldest person to ever do so

      • @MalachaiConstant
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        103 months ago

        I’m assuming they also saw the age and jumped ahead into the mourning process.

      • @Snapz
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        63 months ago

        Put it at the end, otherwise, this is knowing clickbait.

        “Dick Van Dyke wins Emmy, at 98” reads very differently than, “Dick Van Dyke, 98, wins Emmy”. We’re trained to recognize structure of the second as a death announcement.

  • finley
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    363 months ago

    Got me there in the beginning…

    Good for him!

  • Flying Squid
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    203 months ago

    He’s the original Hollywood nice guy and I hope no skeletons come out after he dies because I want to always think of him that way.

    Also, I totally do not associate him with soap operas, so I did not expect this at all.

    • @jeffwOPM
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      73 months ago

      Same lol. Ig when you’re 98, you take whatever gig you think sounds fun

  • @ripcord
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    153 months ago

    What a great person, and it’s amazing to see him sharp and…SPRY at 98.

  • @seaQueue
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    143 months ago

    Man he looks good for 98, I hope I look that good at 80.

    • SeaJ
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      63 months ago

      Another old dude who looks great is William Shatner. He is 93 but I honestly would guess 50s or 60s by looking at him.

  • @[email protected]
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    -243 months ago

    I’d like to ____ her van… fuck no, eject eject, there’s no safe way to end this joke. Snake? Snake! SNAAKE!

    • @[email protected]
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      493 months ago

      Sometimes I write a joke like this and then, instead of hitting post, I hit cancel. That’s worked out pretty well for me so far.

        • @[email protected]
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          73 months ago

          Is this really old one better or worse?

          A young man goes to audition for a talent agency. Can you sing? He sings. Not bad! Can you dance? He dances. Hey, pretty good! Can you be funny? He tells a better joke than this one, and executes a spectacular pratfall. That’s marvelous! I think I can sign you, what’s your name? Penis Van Lesbian. That will never do! We have to change it. And so Dick Van Dyke was born.