He made angels unsexy so wouldn’t be distracted by them…!?

  • @Iheartcheese
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    706 months ago

    God is neither man nor woman.

    But I bet it has holes.

    • @clubb
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      56 months ago

      Except God is referred to as “He” in the Bible?

      • @[email protected]
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        106 months ago

        Nonbinary people can use he/him pronouns, too, if they want. And God’s pronouns have a capital H, so I guess you could make an argument that they kinda sorta are neopronouns uwu

    • @undergroundoverground
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      56 months ago

      Yahweh (who later became "god) is definitely a man, cock and all. He used to be depicted with horns or as a golden calf, with a huge, oversized novelty dong.

      Theres a reason moses came back with extra commandments, the second time.

      • @Etterra
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        16 months ago

        I don’t think that’s how it happened, but it is funnier this way.

        • @undergroundoverground
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          16 months ago

          Oh, its definitely how it happened. Although, tbf, we don’t know exactly what new commandments he came back with the second time but I think it would be silly to not presume them to be connected to all the golden calf worshipping.