Used to be you could blow dust off a shelf. Now you can’t. Because of woke.

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    • @owenfromcanada
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      405 months ago

      Nah bro, it’s the 5G that’s stickifying the dust

      • @Iheartcheese
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        305 months ago

        Obama glued all your dust down using stem cells.

          • @Iheartcheese
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            115 months ago

            Aborted Christians who went in for a regular check up but then had their babies taken by the government death panels

      • @Alteon
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        45 months ago

        You’re both wrong. It’s the vaccine shedding. It’s stickier so that it sticks to the unvaxxed and infects everyone before the 5G waves are turned on, and kill everyone. I know, because I have a direct insider that’s fighting back against the Depe State. He has an R-class Security clearance. Shit that even Q doesn’t even know about.