• @Jerkface
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      306 months ago

      I was shocked to learn how far away people can read and recognize my face. Much was explained that day.

        • @humorlessrepost
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          6 months ago

          Like your first fart or boner after cochlear implants.

            • @[email protected]
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              106 months ago

              What, you can’t hear it? I hate to say it, but you might want to get your ears checked. Everyone else can hear it, people around you have probably just been courteous enough not to mention it.

              It sounds like this.

    • Buglefingers
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      23 months ago

      Yeah, I was so blind I didn’t know what my parents faces looked like. I got glasses around 12ish. My mother still enjoys the story that when I first got them put on I exclaimed “wow mom, you’re so pretty!”