• @CosmoNova
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    1245 months ago

    But how do you integrate a subscription fee into analog doors? You can‘t enshitify that!!

    • Toes♀
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      285 months ago

      Oh that’s easy, just make it a one time release switch. You gotta replace the door battery after using it.

      • @[email protected]
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        135 months ago

        Door opener fluid. It’s a canister of fluid that you have to pump into the door to open it in an emergency. Then you get a replacement canister from the dealer for $150. I recently found out that that’s what passes for a “spare tire” anymore.

        • @[email protected]
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          75 months ago

          They do they both for cost and for weight savings to try and hit CAFE standard while only selling oversized CUVs.

          Make small cars.

          We want them, they’re fun and better for everyone.

      • @AceBonobo
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        55 months ago

        An explosive hatch! Or ejection seat! Love it

      • @MamboGator
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          • @ripcord
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            -55 months ago

            Here too. You dared to post correct info that appeared to go against the groupthink. And even though you’re agreeing what they did was stupid (which it is), it isn’t enough; you’re now part of the “other” tribe.

      • @ripcord
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        -35 months ago

        I like how you were downvoted so heavily for posting correct information because there was a hint you weren’t shitting on Tesla hard enough.