• Admiral Patrick
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    2536 months ago

    If only we had the technology to open doors without power. One day, perhaps.

    • @CosmoNova
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      1246 months ago

      But how do you integrate a subscription fee into analog doors? You can‘t enshitify that!!

      • Toes♀
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        286 months ago

        Oh that’s easy, just make it a one time release switch. You gotta replace the door battery after using it.

        • @[email protected]
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          136 months ago

          Door opener fluid. It’s a canister of fluid that you have to pump into the door to open it in an emergency. Then you get a replacement canister from the dealer for $150. I recently found out that that’s what passes for a “spare tire” anymore.

          • @[email protected]
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            76 months ago

            They do they both for cost and for weight savings to try and hit CAFE standard while only selling oversized CUVs.

            Make small cars.

            We want them, they’re fun and better for everyone.

        • @AceBonobo
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          56 months ago

          An explosive hatch! Or ejection seat! Love it

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            • @ripcord
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              -56 months ago

              Here too. You dared to post correct info that appeared to go against the groupthink. And even though you’re agreeing what they did was stupid (which it is), it isn’t enough; you’re now part of the “other” tribe.

        • @ripcord
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          -36 months ago

          I like how you were downvoted so heavily for posting correct information because there was a hint you weren’t shitting on Tesla hard enough.

    • Neato
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      326 months ago

      The fact a car was approved that doesn’t have a manual way to open doors from inside and outside and start it is ludicrous. That’s basic-ass level shit. NHTSA is asleep at the wheel.

      • @[email protected]
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        226 months ago

        Other comment says there is a way from inside, just not outside (which doesn’t help with a young kid/toddler/baby is the inside passenger of course).

        Either way, glad this is “only” a huge embarrassment, and not a dead kid.

    • meseek #2982
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      286 months ago

      Or the foresight to have a small backup battery unit used exclusively for emergencies like say when the battery goes out or when someone reverses their car into a lake. The fact these are such death traps shows just how bad the US is when it comes to giving a flying fuck about people over money.

      And all the while Elon is touted as some kind of super Lex Lutherian genius.

      Honestly if I wrote a fictional book with some of the shit he’s done and how the world looks at him publishers would throw it back in my face as being the most unbelievable POS they’ve read in the past 20 years.

      • @NeoNachtwaechter
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        376 months ago

        have a small backup battery

        As far as I understand, that 12V battery was that backup…

        • @[email protected]
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          216 months ago

          Nope it’s a separate battery used like in a normal car to power the low voltage stuff so you don’t have to use high grade power lines to run the windows and doors

          • @shyguyblue
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            196 months ago

            During the pandemic my car sat in the garage until the battery died. After 7 hours of charging it, turned on the car and found the hybrid battery was almost full.

            I get why the high and low voltage systems are separate, but damn that was one of those “Really!?” moments…

            • @AceBonobo
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              76 months ago

              It’s much much much cheaper to use the same 12V systems that other cars use.

              Kia/hyundai solved this by having a disconnect on their (li-ion) 12V battery. When the voltage gets low it completely isolates the battery. There is a button inside the car that reconnects it right before starting the car.

        • meseek #2982
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          56 months ago

          I should have said a small battery backup done properly knowing full well the abysmal QA of that company.

      • mesamune
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        306 months ago

        I still dont like something that is electric powered making it so you cant get through a door. If there is a short, the battery dies (which it will someday) or generally bad parts could potentially lead to a preventable death. Cars were made so keys (or key like) can open the door no matter what. And especially in the heat everyone is going through in the US.

            • @TheDoozer
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              116 months ago

              Front seat? Sure. Back seat? Nah. You have to remove paneling, pull a tab up, then pull a cord forward. That is a three step, non-obvious and non-intuitive way to open a door.

              • FaceDeer
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                -46 months ago

                Or, climb into the front seat and open the front door.

                • @JamesFire
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                  96 months ago

                  Or, all doors should have an obvious mechanical backup that doesn’t require that.

          • @set_secret
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            -46 months ago

            Lol its not hidden at all.

              • @set_secret
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                -26 months ago

                If you owned one you’d know i guess. The M3 has un hidden regular door pulls on the inside both front and rear doors. Idk about the Y.

                I know it’s cool to hate Tesla, but wrong is wrong, despite the downvotes.

                  • @set_secret
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                    06 months ago

                    Then how the fuck do you think they’re hidden doofus. Every second passenger tries to pull them.

        • meseek #2982
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          46 months ago

          Ya I hear you. I don’t even like driving modern cars because they are all electrical and the pedals feel like video game controls. But nothing in the Tesla is built well. I fully believe it possible to build a full proof battery backup and not just hook up a random 12v that probably suffers from the same abysmal QA as the rest of the car.

    • @dgmib
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      66 months ago

      There is a manual door release that works without power, but only from the inside. She had just loaded the child in their car seat, shut the door then went to the driver door to get in and couldn’t open it.

      The doors are on the 12V side of the system, you can use jumper cables to connect an external battery from another vehicle (including ICE vehicles) to power the door under normal circumstances. But with a kid trapped in the car in AZ, I wouldn’t wait for that either.

      It a pretty rare combinations of circumstances, but there’s something to be said for manual keys still used on other vehicles with keyless entry.

        • @dgmib
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          16 months ago

          There’s a manual release that can be used to open the hood from the outside even if the vehicle has no power.

          It’s a safety feature for first responders, as also under the hood is a loop of wire that can be cut to permanently disable the high voltage curcuts prior cutting open the car with saws.

    • @SynAcker
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      36 months ago

      Or charge/jump the 12V battery without having to remove the body panels.

    • @retrospectology
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      16 months ago

      Until then we’ve included a complimentary hammer with each Tesla.