• @[email protected]
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    293 months ago

    I have a drawbridge on my way to work. A drawbridge! Barges come in under that bridge.

    Different philosophy around here. No such thing as late really because a random one hour delay is just too much to solve by leaving early.

    • @wreckedcarzz
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      103 months ago

      Boss: locks you in the building

      Boss: you live here now. I expect 3x productivity for a $0.50 cent raise with a maximum daily rate of quiet mumbling. Problem solved!

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        53 months ago

        How much is half a dollar cents in USD?

        • @wreckedcarzz
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          3 months ago

          (I wrote that when groggy, but my thinking was that it’s supposed to be read aloud/verbally, so you’d ignore the $ and say the cents. My brain was still asleep.)

          About $3.50

          E: also why do we say “three dollars and fifty cents” when it’s clearly “dollar three [and] fifty [cents]”. Language weird, return to grunts.

          • @SpaceNoodle
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            23 months ago

            Because it’s translation, not transliteration.

          • @edgemaster72
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            73 months ago

            I think their point is that you would already read $0.50 as 50 cents, so adding the word cent to that makes it redundant.

    • @[email protected]
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      63 months ago

      If you had a 1974 Dodge Monaco, preferably the police cruiser version, you could jump that drawbridge with no problem.

    • @[email protected]
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      43 months ago

      Okay I have no drawbridges close by, is it because traffic backs up so much or because the drawbridge takes so long? I imagine a combination so really curious on the drawbridge time needed I guess.

      Used to live in a city that would raise a bridge for a ship but I tried not to travel that way if possible. It was on the coast so you could drive around, though probably worse traffic felt like it was moving.

      • @[email protected]
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        53 months ago

        It’s both. Some large and slow ships can take half an hour just to go under the bridge. By then you’ve accumulated a significant back up of traffic.

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          33 months ago

          Oh I had no idea they could take that long, the bridge I knew about obviously handled much smaller ships I think like 15mins was max for the bridge time from the city I knew. Of course this city was still like 30mins driving end to end (in better traffic) so not huge. Appreciate the reply, thank you, learned something which is always a bonus.

    • @toynbee
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      33 months ago

      This is no longer relevant to me, as I now work from home; but I felt the same way a few years back when I used to commute. Then a giant cargo ship crashed into the bridge I used to cross daily (which was not a drawbridge but preceded one on my commute) and collapsed it.

      At least, I expect, me being late that day would have been excusable.