So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I’m using copy comments as TP tomorrow.

    • Codex
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      263 months ago

      Shrödinger’s Roll

    • Ghostalmedia
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      233 months ago

      What in the terrible photoshop I looking at.

      Why is there two gigantic rolls on the ground?

    • @Asidonhopo
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      -13 months ago

      Bad design. Toilet paper not currently in use must be stored outside the bathroom so that it doesn’t become damp and musty from the humidity. As opposed to on the wet floor next to the dewy toilet. This is how you get a nasty fungal infection fyi

        • @shalafi
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          163 months ago

          LOL my god, I was gonna say. OP apparently lacks a rudimentary immune system as well. Or, is shoving that tp way, way too deep. And leaving it there.

          My wife got me to install a bidet. Can’t remember to try it. Been 8-months, still forget.

            • @[email protected]
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              23 months ago

              I’ve had a bidet for years and never used it. The rest of my family does, but I have no interest.

              • @[email protected]
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                143 months ago

                It is far superior and unmeasurably more efficient.

                Actually you can measure it, by the amount you save on shit tickets.

                • @itsgoodtobeawake
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                  13 months ago

                  Eh, different strokes for different butts. I don’t see how having a wet/moist ass is more efficient. I have one, and don’t use it unless I’m particularly interested…in extra cleanliness. It’s not for everyone.

        • @ivanafterall
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          23 months ago

          He lives in a hut in the rainforest maybe?

        • @Asidonhopo
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          23 months ago

          In hot, humid climates the toilet bowl itself will have condensation that sweats down the outside in my experience. YMMV

          • @[email protected]
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            23 months ago

            Oooh. That makes more sense.

            In less humid/hot locations, this isn’t really an issue. The outside of the bowl is cold, but rarely collects condensation.

            The only way for it to get wet and create a problem is when guys have bad aim and don’t have the decency to sit down because of their bad aim.

            If you use the TP after that, you get what’s coming to you.

      • @[email protected]
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        103 months ago

        If you have humidity problems in your bathroom, get a small electric dehumidifier. They’re less than 30 bucks and they’ll fix it right up.

      • ✺roguetrick✺
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        -13 months ago

        Being in the general vicinity of mold won’t give you a fungal infection unless you don’t wash. I recommend against placing toilet paper directly inside your rectum or vagina, however.

        • @[email protected]
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          13 months ago

          I recommend against placing toilet paper directly inside your rectum or vagina, however.

          I don’t understand. How do you use toilet paper?

          • @[email protected]
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            13 months ago

            I’m thinking that the poster means putting it entirely inside, like trying to clean the walls of a glass or pipe or something.

            IDK. I’m just some guy.

          • ✺roguetrick✺
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            -13 months ago

            In my case, external surfaces and creating a paper mache dong extension.