@DaddleDew to Showerthoughts • 5 months agoWhat if Tyrannosaurus Rexes moved and walked like chicken do?message-square30arrow-up1146arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1142arrow-down1message-squareWhat if Tyrannosaurus Rexes moved and walked like chicken do?@DaddleDew to Showerthoughts • 5 months agomessage-square30file-text
minus-square@givesomefuckslinkEnglish22•5 months agoI mean, they’d be pretty much like real chickens. Chicken rules are just prison rules. You pick the biggest one, and punt it across the yard. Then it attacks the second biggest one and you’re done. If you let one of them attack you first, then the rest are going to want to see how they measure up.
minus-squareHonkyTonkWomanlinkfedilink4•edit-25 months agoUnless you accidentally punt the one that makes the toilet wine… then you’ll have a mess of alch-y chickens looking for your flask & going all puke-a-potamus all over your shoes.
I mean, they’d be pretty much like real chickens.
Chicken rules are just prison rules.
You pick the biggest one, and punt it across the yard. Then it attacks the second biggest one and you’re done.
If you let one of them attack you first, then the rest are going to want to see how they measure up.
Unless you accidentally punt the one that makes the toilet wine… then you’ll have a mess of alch-y chickens looking for your flask & going all puke-a-potamus all over your shoes.