Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost • 3 months agoWhere it all started going wrong...imagemessage-square13arrow-up1318arrow-down18file-text
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minus-squareDiplomjodlerlink9•3 months agoThat’s not how it went. The farmers killed all the hunter gatherers first.
minus-square@rtxnlinkEnglish29•3 months agoIf the hunters and gatherers don’t want to die, why are they made of fertilizer?
minus-squareFlying SquidOPMlink9•3 months agoAll I know is you chase a gazelle through my oats and you’re going to get a hollow-base arrowhead in your back. And if you’re lucky, I won’t drag your ass up a mountain and freeze you there until some German hikers discover you 12,000 years later.
That’s not how it went. The farmers killed all the hunter gatherers first.
If the hunters and gatherers don’t want to die, why are they made of fertilizer?
All I know is you chase a gazelle through my oats and you’re going to get a hollow-base arrowhead in your back.
And if you’re lucky, I won’t drag your ass up a mountain and freeze you there until some German hikers discover you 12,000 years later.
An Ötzi reference, in my Lemmy?
He’s my favorite ice man after Bobby Drake.