• Flying Squid
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    2 years ago

    The questions Enterprise never answered for me: When they’re between planets and Porthos has to poop, does he just poop on the floor of the ship? Are there little puddles of Porthos pee that crewpeople slip on? Is there a crewman whose job is dog cleanup duty?

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        2 years ago

        That’s how you know this keeps Flying Squid up at night.

        • ummthatguyM
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          2 years ago

          If he has to break the Temporal Prime Directive a dozen, a hundred times… by the Koala, he’ll get an answer!

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      2 years ago

      If you teleport often enough you never have to use the bathroom, it just reassembles you with an empty bladder and mostly empty bowels. It just really sucks to be the guy who has to scrub the pattern buffers