@[email protected] to Today I LearnedEnglish • 2 months agoTIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.comexternal-linkmessage-square118fedilinkarrow-up1221arrow-down147file-text
arrow-up1174arrow-down1external-linkTIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.com@[email protected] to Today I LearnedEnglish • 2 months agomessage-square118fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish24•2 months agoI curl mine up like a butterfly’s proboscis.
minus-square@FooBarringtonlinkEnglish7•2 months agoIf you bend the tip just right, it can act like a pogo stick
minus-squareLadlinkfedilinkEnglish15•2 months agoI throw mine over my shoulder and wear it like an ammunition bandolier.
minus-squareThe Snark UrgelinkEnglish2•2 months agoKAKAROT!!! I saw this comment during a server update and couldn’t reply sooner
Down the leg? I wrap it around my waist
I curl mine up like a butterfly’s proboscis.
Wind it up like a spring
If you bend the tip just right, it can act like a pogo stick
I throw mine over my shoulder and wear it like an ammunition bandolier.
Like any proper gentleman.
KAKAROT!!!
I saw this comment during a server update and couldn’t reply sooner