So the tailor doesn’t touch your penis when they’re measuring you

  • @ChexMax
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    314 months ago

    This took me a second to understand (it’s 4AM) and for a second I was like wait, this cannot be correct. No one is walking around with a 25 inch penis. Then I got it

      • @[email protected]
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        74 months ago

        I don’t think so. Even with just 7 inches or so you’re starting to have to be careful with angles to avoid hurting your partner.

        • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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          84 months ago

          Plus sitting on those standard toilets, instead of the oblong ones starts becoming risky.

          • @[email protected]
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            14 months ago

            it doesn’t even take that much. I sit forward enough to not be shitting on the seat, but still get front contact if I don’t push it up or down depending if I need to piss or not. and that’s the low end of the average. ban all small toilets!

            • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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              14 months ago

              I’d heard people talking about this before and I was like “WTF? How big are these guys?”. But I had only ever had those really deep, oblong toilets. We moved into a house with standard toilets a few months ago and I was like “ooooh. Yeah, this sucks!”.