• @TotallynotJessica
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      261 month ago

      Some jackass threw a water balloon at him recently while he was driving a low rider convertible as part of a parade. He heard someone yell about acid, so he got out and confronted the guy who punched him and assaulted his friend. The spin is that he “got into a fight,” and while he did confront the guy, he didn’t pick a physical fight.

        • @TotallynotJessica
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          121 month ago

          He’s 80 years old though. He’s a very terrifying 80 year old, but he can’t really throw down like he used to when he was in his 40s-60s. People always joke about Keanu being immortal, but Trejo made Machete when he was 66.

          • @Aganim
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            31 month ago

            Somehow in my mind he’s still in his early 60’s. I just can’t wrap my head around the fact that he’s 80 years old already, guess I’m getting old myself.