• @[email protected]
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    292 months ago

    I fucking hate this meta but we literally are at the point where Joe Biden should seriously consider faking his own death.

    • @NateNate60
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      182 months ago

      This should be an option for all politicians. You can fake your own death, then you get put in to Witness Protection and can retire to a quiet, peaceful life on a ranch in Wyoming. Quit without having to deal with slack from party leaders.

      • @Arbiter
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        102 months ago

        A great system for escaping war crimes.

        • @pyre
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          142 months ago

          did you miss the part where they have to live in Wyoming

          • @NateNate60
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            I drove through Wyoming once and it was all grass and prairie dust on the side of the road except for a sign that said “Little America 100 miles” and further advertising every 20 miles until one that said “next exit”.

            So what is the “Little America” they hyped up? It’s a rest stop with a gift shop and a Sinclair fuel station 🥴

            • @nomous
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              22 months ago

              Haha, we have some signs like that here advertising a cave (tourist attraction in an area with little else).

        • Zagorath
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          102 months ago

          Not needed. They already escape war crimes.

        • @NateNate60
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          62 months ago

          The first choice for me would obviously be to send them to the Hague, but we gotta realise that we can’t always get what we want 100% of the time, so I think quiet retirement is better than staying in power.

      • @[email protected]
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        42 months ago

        Kind of hard considering you can’t interact with literally anyone without them going “hey, aren’t you joe biden?”

        • @NateNate60
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          72 months ago

          “No, man. I’m Edward Schmitt, but I get told that a lot, so I took up doing Biden impersonations. Wanna see some? Sad what happened to the real Biden though.”

    • @[email protected]
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      52 months ago

      i am not convinced yet that trump didn’t just fake his own assassination attempt. given the footage going around, it looks extremely fakeable.

      • @grue
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        162 months ago

        An actual shot to the ear would be way too risky for a false flag. But if it turns out to be true that the ear injury was from teleprompter shrapnel instead of a bullet, that might be a different story.