• @DaddleDew
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    1146 months ago

    He’s going to find a way to compliment himself for “dodging the shot” as if it hadn’t been pure dumb luck.

    • @pyre
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      596 months ago

      to be fair, this is nothing compared to the number of bullets he dodged in the Vietnam war.

    • @[email protected]
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      6 months ago

      I saw the bullet on the way, dodged it, and directed the return fire before the lady agent went for me (they can’t resist me you know)…

      Put that into a trump translator and bingo.

    • @lemmylommy
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      206 months ago

      And the bullet said, with tears in its eyes: „Sir,….“

    • @[email protected]
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      He’s probably about to turn it into a “I was spared by the grace of God because my crusade against evil wasn’t yet finished” kind of thing.

    • @JeeBaiChow
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      66 months ago

      Ironic, if he had leaned left at the time.

    • @SulaymanF
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      16 months ago

      Remember how he claimed he would have stopped a school shooting if only he had been there?

      • @DaddleDew
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        26 months ago

        Yes. How that was not seen as the pathetic chest beatings of an insecure idiot craving praise that it was by the people attending his rallies is beyond me.