• teft
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    541 month ago

    Me_irl but german.

    • @[email protected]
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      451 month ago

      It’s better because every post with an English word gets

      SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN

      as a response

      • @thesporkeffect
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        231 month ago

        And yet when I try to SPRICH DEUTCH to actual live Germans they give me a pitying look and firmly reply in perfect English

          • TipRing
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            141 month ago

            Only because of their exacting standards. Even when I lived in Germany in the 90s the only time I had trouble understanding someone speaking English was when our realtor was trying to be racist but didn’t know the English words.

              • TipRing
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                131 month ago

                See, that is what I mean. Nobody speaks “perfect” English, not even native speakers, because languages are not prescriptive. Their function is to communicate ideas and if you have successfully communicated then you have used language “perfectly”.

                • @[email protected]
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                  31 month ago

                  So you agree “perfect English” doesn’t exist in Germany. What was your point again?

                  • TipRing
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                    71 month ago

                    See, you might have noticed that I never claimed perfect English existed in Germany (or anywhere). You seem to be attempting to win an argument that doesn’t exist.

          • LoudWaterHombre
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            21 month ago

            Yes the English qualities in Germany itself are a total shitshow compared to the countries around Germany (except France and Italia)

      • teft
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        181 month ago

        Well yeah, the germans are well known sticklers to rules.

      • BarqsHasBite
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        61 month ago

        Hey I just tried the trick of sounding it out and I got it! Thanks Picard manoeuvre (I still don’t know how to ping).