@PugJesusM to HistoryPornEnglish • 5 months agoA headquarters of the British Union of Fascists, Durham, 1934 and 2020imagemessage-square46arrow-up1324arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1319arrow-down1imageA headquarters of the British Union of Fascists, Durham, 1934 and 2020@PugJesusM to HistoryPornEnglish • 5 months agomessage-square46file-text
minus-squarepartial_accumenlinkEnglish24•5 months agoAs a nod to the history of the location, they should serve a Fascist Pizza. Now we just have to figure out what type of thickness and toppings it has.
minus-square@SquizzylinkEnglish24•5 months agoWhatever the toppings, put all of them on one slice and then eat it before it goes out. Blame a foreigner for eating it.
minus-square@RolandolinkEnglish13•5 months ago they should serve a Fascist Pizza You just get an empty box, and if you complain they beat you up.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•5 months agoThick crust, with mayonnaise and slices of raw potato.
minus-squaremozzlinkfedilink10•5 months agoIt’s just bread and cheese, no sauce. And the cheese is underdone. And all the toppings aren’t on the pie; they’re just pushed all together in one corner of the box, and someone stepped on them.
minus-squarePhobosAnomalylinkfedilinkEnglish3•5 months agoThere’s a 2016-spec “gammon” joke there but I’m too slow today to come to with anything decent.
minus-square@NOT_RICKlinkEnglish2•5 months agoAsh and tears are the toppings as a reminder of what you end up with when you go full fash
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish0•5 months agoIt’ll be the best god damn pizza you’ve ever tasted, but if you ask for anything besides Hawaiian, you disappear forever.
As a nod to the history of the location, they should serve a Fascist Pizza. Now we just have to figure out what type of thickness and toppings it has.
Whatever the toppings, put all of them on one slice and then eat it before it goes out. Blame a foreigner for eating it.
You just get an empty box, and if you complain they beat you up.
Thick crust, with mayonnaise and slices of raw potato.
It’s just bread and cheese, no sauce. And the cheese is underdone. And all the toppings aren’t on the pie; they’re just pushed all together in one corner of the box, and someone stepped on them.
Ground fascist
Several twiglets tied together with spaghetti
There’s a 2016-spec “gammon” joke there but I’m too slow today to come to with anything decent.
Ash and tears are the toppings as a reminder of what you end up with when you go full fash
Pizza… is a fascist construct.
EDIT: pizzaism?
It’ll be the best god damn pizza you’ve ever tasted, but if you ask for anything besides Hawaiian, you disappear forever.