The Picard ManeuverM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name • 1 month agoWho the hell is "Kevin"?imagemessage-square28arrow-up1350arrow-down13
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minus-squareThe Picard ManeuverOPMlink7•edit-21 month ago She checks your phone to see if you’re cheating but all she finds Is Star Trek memeing Not sure if it fits a haiku pattern, but how about that?
minus-squareteftlink8•edit-21 month agoHaikus are 7-5-7 for syllable patterns. This would be the correct lines: She checks your phone to see if you’re cheating but all she finds is Star Trek memeing I went to check because the rhythm felt wrong. Haikus are 5-7-5. We’re two syllables too long. Maybe this would work: She checks your phone to see if you cheat but all she finds are Star Trek memes
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•edit-21 month agoShe’s checking your phone Expecting cheating, she finds Only Star trek memes
minus-square@niktemadurlink5•1 month agoNow a limerick! A young Vulcan once lived in Nantucket His logic so sharp he could… I don’t know what to put next.
minus-squareteftlink4•edit-21 month agoThere once was a Vulcan from Nantucket With a logic so sharp he could pinch hit In an old human game Which he loses, so lame and the rhyme for Nantucket? Amok it.
minus-square@niktemadurlink5•edit-21 month agoA Vulcan they called Mister Jibbles once had a basket of tribbles they bred all night long, multiplied by the dawn and caused lots of trouble mayhem and giggles! EDIT: take a wild guess EDIT2: the Vulcan with logical giggles!
Not sure if it fits a haiku pattern, but how about that?
Haikus are 7-5-7 for syllable patterns. This would be the correct lines:She checks your phone to see ifyou’re cheating but allshe finds is Star Trek memeingI went to check because the rhythm felt wrong. Haikus are 5-7-5. We’re two syllables too long. Maybe this would work:
She checks your phone to
see if you cheat but all she
finds are Star Trek memes
She’s checking your phone
Expecting cheating, she finds
Only Star trek memes
Now a limerick!
A young Vulcan once lived in Nantucket
His logic so sharp he could… I don’t know what to put next.
There once was a Vulcan from Nantucket
With a logic so sharp he could pinch hit
In an old human game
Which he loses, so lame
and the rhyme for Nantucket? Amok it.
A Vulcan they called Mister Jibbles
once had a basket of tribbles
they bred all night long, multiplied by the dawn
and caused lots of
troublemayhem and giggles!EDIT: take a wild guess
EDIT2: the Vulcan with logical giggles!
Fascinating
She finds
Star trek
Memes