We’ll just all assume that every person who gets this would make themselves early twenties with flawless skin, perfect organs, appendages and functionality, and no excess weight.

My question is, would you change yourself from your genetic baseline, and if so, how?

  • Mister Neon
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    525 months ago

    Do I have to have a biological body? I don’t want to be carbon based anymore.

    • @[email protected]
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      215 months ago

      From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel.

      -MisterNeon

      • Mister Neon
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        25 months ago

        That quote gets thrown around at me alot. Which is weird since I paint Orks.

    • bizarrolandOP
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      95 months ago

      I mean I’ve heard that arsenic-based life forms are plausible but I think you have to live in a methane Rich environment to survive so you would basically like collapse into a puddle of toxic goo

      • Mister Neon
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        125 months ago

        I was hoping for something more mechanical or digital. If I’m going through all the hassle of getting a new body then I don’t want to bother with the habits of the old one ( eating, sleeping, etc).

          • Mister Neon
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            165 months ago

            I was thinking a bit more industrial.

            • @Lost_My_Mind
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              35 months ago

              But bender drinks, and sleeps…I think he eats? Maybe? I know he doesn’t have taste buds though. They did a whole episode on him cooking with lsd.

              • Mister Neon
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                65 months ago

                Drinking is for fuel and they’ve demonstrated that the robots can have alternate fuel sources. A Bender body is perfect because I can claim a major victory against entropy while not going crazy by sacrificing my human stimulus (like Metalo from Superman). I want to be unfettered from Earthly needs while still being able to party.

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        65 months ago

        TIL Alex Mack probably smelled like a fart.

    • @MTK
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      45 months ago

      Good news! You are now water based! Nothing changed, enjoy your wish!

      • Mister Neon
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        35 months ago

        Awww c’mon this ain’t monkey paw.