• @SkyezOpen
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    62 months ago

    I’ll take the dicks. I will whip off my shirt and unleash a devastating torrent of piss if threatened.

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      22 months ago

      Your shirts won’t fit well. And imagine recling against anything and your back balls hurt. Chairs are impossible!

      • @SkyezOpen
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        32 months ago

        Tight fitting undershirts should keep them in check. Block of foam, cut a hole down the spine for chairs.

        • @[email protected]OPM
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          22 months ago

          Are you shaving your back balls or not? This seems like an important question.

          Also are you a back sleeper or a side sleeper. If you’re a back sleeper there’s issue again

          • @SkyezOpen
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            22 months ago

            Think I’d opt for laser hair removal. Much easier.

            Back sleeper, but I’d just get a California king cuddle mattress and turn it sideways.

          • Rhynoplaz
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            22 months ago

            Woah. There was no mention of testicles above. That’s a game changer.

            Is there a set for each penis? Or one sack to rule them all?

            The only thing worse than itchy balls, are itchy balls in the spot you just can’t reach.

            • @[email protected]OPM
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              12 months ago

              Each dick has an assigned sack. Maybe we could then have an extra sack to rule them all but that feels unnecessary