• SkyezOpen
    6·
    2 年前

    I’ll take the dicks. I will whip off my shirt and unleash a devastating torrent of piss if threatened.

      • SkyezOpen
        3·
        2 年前

        Tight fitting undershirts should keep them in check. Block of foam, cut a hole down the spine for chairs.

        • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
          31·
          2 年前

          Are you shaving your back balls or not? This seems like an important question.

          Also are you a back sleeper or a side sleeper. If you’re a back sleeper there’s issue again

          • SkyezOpen
            2·
            2 年前

            Think I’d opt for laser hair removal. Much easier.

            Back sleeper, but I’d just get a California king cuddle mattress and turn it sideways.

          • Rhynoplaz
            2·
            2 年前

            Woah. There was no mention of testicles above. That’s a game changer.

            Is there a set for each penis? Or one sack to rule them all?

            The only thing worse than itchy balls, are itchy balls in the spot you just can’t reach.