• @SkyezOpen
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    32 months ago

    Tight fitting undershirts should keep them in check. Block of foam, cut a hole down the spine for chairs.

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      22 months ago

      Are you shaving your back balls or not? This seems like an important question.

      Also are you a back sleeper or a side sleeper. If you’re a back sleeper there’s issue again

      • Rhynoplaz
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        22 months ago

        Woah. There was no mention of testicles above. That’s a game changer.

        Is there a set for each penis? Or one sack to rule them all?

        The only thing worse than itchy balls, are itchy balls in the spot you just can’t reach.

        • @[email protected]OPM
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          12 months ago

          Each dick has an assigned sack. Maybe we could then have an extra sack to rule them all but that feels unnecessary

      • @SkyezOpen
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        22 months ago

        Think I’d opt for laser hair removal. Much easier.

        Back sleeper, but I’d just get a California king cuddle mattress and turn it sideways.