• @[email protected]OPM
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    22 months ago

    Are you shaving your back balls or not? This seems like an important question.

    Also are you a back sleeper or a side sleeper. If you’re a back sleeper there’s issue again

    • @SkyezOpen
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      22 months ago

      Think I’d opt for laser hair removal. Much easier.

      Back sleeper, but I’d just get a California king cuddle mattress and turn it sideways.

    • Rhynoplaz
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      22 months ago

      Woah. There was no mention of testicles above. That’s a game changer.

      Is there a set for each penis? Or one sack to rule them all?

      The only thing worse than itchy balls, are itchy balls in the spot you just can’t reach.

      • @[email protected]OPM
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        12 months ago

        Each dick has an assigned sack. Maybe we could then have an extra sack to rule them all but that feels unnecessary