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      712 months ago

      I dont fuck with women because women like dick and thats gay. Only way to have straight sex is just straight dude on stright dude action.

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        302 months ago

        Hell yeah, bro. Continuing the noble tradition of the Spartans, who were so straight that they banged only dudes until the day they married their wife. When they consummated their marriage (ew) she had to shave her head and be in a dark room so that the husband wasn’t creeped out by a femoid partner.

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        62 months ago

        Only way to have straight sex is just straight dude on stright dude action.

        i always thought that gay-for-pay was only a fantasy, but i think i witnessed it last night; the bottom was so bored he yawned in the video. lol