• @[email protected]
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      I dont fuck with women because women like dick and thats gay. Only way to have straight sex is just straight dude on stright dude action.

      • @[email protected]
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        Hell yeah, bro. Continuing the noble tradition of the Spartans, who were so straight that they banged only dudes until the day they married their wife. When they consummated their marriage (ew) she had to shave her head and be in a dark room so that the husband wasn’t creeped out by a femoid partner.

      • @[email protected]
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        Only way to have straight sex is just straight dude on stright dude action.

        i always thought that gay-for-pay was only a fantasy, but i think i witnessed it last night; the bottom was so bored he yawned in the video. lol

    • @CatZoomies
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      Project

      I said the real Project 2025.

      Perfection.

  • @TootSweet
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    I don’t want to be the killjoy here, but I do think this is the kind of too-perfect-to-be-true story one might find out a week later was fake news. I’m holding out for a Snopes entry.

    Like remember how it was big news that people weren’t buying Corona beer during the early days of the pandemic because they confused the name? Fake news.

    Not making a prediction here on this Grindr story, just urging skepticism until it’s confirmed.

    And if it is true, I’ll laugh my ass off.

    • @WoolyNelson
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      I don’t know about crashing, but Grindr has always seen spikes at RNC and CPAC events. This gets brought up every time there’s an event.

      It’s like the whole “Pentagon Pizza Meter” thing.

      • @shalafi
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        So it’s jam up in just about every major city? Looks like a general slow down to me.

        • @smort
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          Yep, just the major cities of NY, SF, LA, Seattle, and … Milwaukee

          • @Frozengyro
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            It’s like the 60th largest metro area in the states, so that’s definitely it!

          • @Serinus
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            Downdetector is also going off of 100 user reports. Could just as likely be trolling.

    • @[email protected]
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      Why is it hard to believe? This is a very well documented thing about Republicans.

      They’ve been getting busted in truckstop bathrooms for decades.

      • @TootSweet
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        52 months ago

        Just because the story makes for such a hit of schadenfreude and self-righteousness for the left-of-what-the-U.S.-calls-“center” mind especially right now. (The Republicans have a history of being very anti-gay and librals (and everyone else, really) love to point out hypocracy like that.) And it’s very easy to imagine that kind of story could take off in the not-fans-of-Republicans wing of social media even if there was no truth to it.

        And also, there’s nothing in the OP that makes it seem like anyone remotely reputable has seriously tried to verify it yet.

        I’m not saying it’s implausible. (Nor, clearly, do I think it’s implausible it’s just made up out of whole cloth.) Just that it’s the kind of story that is likely to be swallowed hook-line-and-sinker by folks like me without consideration of whether it’s actually true or not.

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          Enterly reasonable but assuming it’s true matters little anyway. It’s confirmation bias for those who want nothing to do with the GOP and the GOP won’t believe it anyway, no matter the evidence (like climate change etc).

          If it’s is false it won’t matter, if its true it won’t matter.

    • Captain Aggravated
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      232 months ago

      It would be even funnier if Grindr intentionally turned the app off ahead of some big Republican gathering. See what shakes out.

    • Cethin
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      102 months ago

      Fake or not, I’m not taking any actions based on it. It’s just a funny story. I don’t think we need to wait to laugh. We can assume it’s true and no harm will be done.

    • Anti-Face Weapon
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      Tbf Corona stock DID go down, probably much more than one would have expected given the economic turmoil of the time.

    • @[email protected]
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      Well…

      Typically when Republicans screech about gays going to hell you can just start a stop watch just to see how long it takes for that same Republican to be found in a motel room snorting meth from a gay escort dick

  • @Myxomatosis
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    Many conservatives would be a lot less angry if they would just openly admit that they like cock.

    • @ChicoSuave
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      But then they would be mad at themselves since the only strength they can muster in life is holding back.

  • Nougat
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    … Does this mean the Republican Party is embracing the Gay Agenda?

    • @A_Random_Idiot
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      Nah, its just a bunch of straight, masculine, white alpha males who fuck other straight, masculine, white alpha males.

      nothin gay about it! /s

    • @Delusional
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      Only behind closed doors as they always have. Closeted homosexual self haters.

    • littleblue✨
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      The GOP does not hug — that’s for their priests and children

  • @[email protected]
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    Big bunch of repressed & depressed dads who are taking advantage of their time away from the fam…

  • The Snark Urge
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    Ugh. Did you have to make me imagine fucking a Republican?

  • Jo Miran
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    It’s too early in the morning for me to face the imagery of balls deep fascist on fascist action.

  • Flying Squid
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    Makes sense. J.D. Vance was in town.

  • @inclementimmigrant
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    I didn’t realize there were that many Log Cabin Republicans that attended this year…

    • @ikidd
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      32 months ago

      I knew it was that Onion episode before I even clicked. Nice.