• @[email protected]
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      325 months ago

      The elites don’t want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free. You can take them home. I have 30 ducks.

      • nifty
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        105 months ago

        Do you want bird flu? Because that’s how you get bird flu

        • @[email protected]
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          185 months ago

          On the contrary, continuous duck exposure has inoculated me to bird flu, ensuring I will be one of the few survivors of the next pandemic. Out of the ruins, I will lead my duck army to conquer the wasteland. Their quacks will herald your doom.

          • nifty
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            105 months ago

            All hail the duck conqueror, quack quack