• @[email protected]
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    225 months ago

    I have some ducks living in my garage, they don’t pay rent, they poop everywhere, and contrary to the meme, they do not enjoy being lifted off the ground.

    They do, however, eat vegetables out of my hands, and if I sit on the ground near them the will nibble my hands and feet.

    They are incredible and much like dogs we truly don’t deserve them.

    • @[email protected]
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      325 months ago

      The elites don’t want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free. You can take them home. I have 30 ducks.

      • nifty
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        105 months ago

        Do you want bird flu? Because that’s how you get bird flu

        • @[email protected]
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          185 months ago

          On the contrary, continuous duck exposure has inoculated me to bird flu, ensuring I will be one of the few survivors of the next pandemic. Out of the ruins, I will lead my duck army to conquer the wasteland. Their quacks will herald your doom.

          • nifty
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            105 months ago

            All hail the duck conqueror, quack quack

  • nifty
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    115 months ago

    Ducky! Enjoy your duck friend