• @SandmanXC
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    734 months ago

    Actually it’s Never Eat While Shitting

    • @[email protected]
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      94 months ago

      Oops. Should I not have done that? I mean if anyone had told me that sort of thing is frowned upon I never would’ve…

      • @[email protected]
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        144 months ago

        They’re joking. You should actually always eat while shitting and shit while eating. No exceptions.

        • Cadeillac
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          4 months ago

          That’s what the nice shelf is for on the toilet

          • @[email protected]
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            64 months ago

            My housemate at university used to eat a bowl of cereal while on the toilet in the morning. We referred to it as “the circle of life”.

            • Cadeillac
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              24 months ago

              I’d be mad as fuck lmao. You wanna talk about someone pissing in your cheerios, I hope you eat fast.

          • jawa21
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            54 months ago

            Where else are you supposed to put your comic book and chocolate milk?

    • @TrickDacy
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      34 months ago

      Never eat skunks weiners, actually.