by Centurii chan

  • @shneancy
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    124 months ago

    brilliant thoughts and inventions from my dreams:

    • a giant crab chanting “i ain’t gonna eat ya” (he eats you)

    • selling ball gags in local chain grocery stores, later that store became the spot for an intergalactic peace treaty (with an angry Jesus-Buddha)

    • vagina-mounted potato-cutting clock

    • v for vendetta x the joker (where they kiss)

    • buttplug that is also a phone, and your painting skill improves when you wear it

    • Australia-US border with confusing right lane left lane shifts

    • hamster soaked in chicken soup

    • shape-shifting slave horse girls that can jump really high

    • and many other things! some too fucked up to write down, and most forgotten, those are just the highlights

    • Chaos
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      12 months ago

      Damn bruh you remember all of them? (⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠ര⁠ ⁠ʖ̯⁠ ⁠ര⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠)

      I had a few of crazy lucid dreams but never was able to remember anything after the first 5 seconds of waking up :,)

      • @shneancy
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        22 months ago

        i write down the ones that make me pull a “wtf” face after waking up lol!

        • Chaos
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          12 months ago

          I had the craziest 2 dreams rn, just before I woke up made sure to record them so I could can rewatch, anyway how do I upload em to PC to share XD