• ✺roguetrick✺
        link
        10
        edit-2
        2 months ago

        Dear Sir/Madam,

        Fire!

        Fire!

        Help me!

        123 Carrendon Road.

        Looking forward to hearing from you.

        All the best,

        Maurice Moss

        • @fox2263
          link
          English
          72 months ago

          “Did someone email about a fire??”

    • @misterundercoat
      link
      112 months ago

      One, seven, three, four, six, seven, three, two, one, four, seven, six, Charlie, three, two, seven, eight, nine, seven, seven, seven, six, four, three, Tango, seven, three, two, Victor, seven, three, one, one, seven, eight, eight, eight, seven, three, two, four, seven, six, seven, eight, nine, seven, six, four, three, seven, six. Lock.

      • I'm back on my BS 🤪
        link
        fedilink
        English
        22 months ago

        One of my awesome repeating jokes was to tell people my telephone number as one number. So say my number was (305) 558-9151, I’d give my number as three billion, fifty-five million, five hundred and eighty-nine thousand, one hundred and fifty-one. I made sooo many friends that way.