• ✺roguetrick✺
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          1 month ago

          Dear Sir/Madam,

          Fire!

          Fire!

          Help me!

          123 Carrendon Road.

          Looking forward to hearing from you.

          All the best,

          Maurice Moss

          • @fox2263
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            71 month ago

            “Did someone email about a fire??”

      • @misterundercoat
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        111 month ago

        One, seven, three, four, six, seven, three, two, one, four, seven, six, Charlie, three, two, seven, eight, nine, seven, seven, seven, six, four, three, Tango, seven, three, two, Victor, seven, three, one, one, seven, eight, eight, eight, seven, three, two, four, seven, six, seven, eight, nine, seven, six, four, three, seven, six. Lock.

        • I'm back on my BS 🤪
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          21 month ago

          One of my awesome repeating jokes was to tell people my telephone number as one number. So say my number was (305) 558-9151, I’d give my number as three billion, fifty-five million, five hundred and eighty-nine thousand, one hundred and fifty-one. I made sooo many friends that way.

    • Ignotum
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      211 month ago

      Don’t you mean 0118 999 881 999 119 725…

      …3

    • @mlg
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      101 month ago

      Probably better to write an email lol.