• EleventhHour
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    1402 months ago

    Who knew that Americans were so protective of their childless cat lady community. I feel so loved!

    • @crank0271
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      712 months ago

      Not to mention our living room furniture

      • @MegaUltraChicken
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        272 months ago

        We should probably leave the damn dolphins alone as well.

      • @Klear
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        32 months ago

        Ironic because furniture and cats are mortal enemies.

    • @fluxion
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      192 months ago

      Aren’t you busy running the country?

    • FuglyDuck
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      142 months ago

      Just the cats. The lady kinda gets a free pass.

      Well not really free.

      There is a cat tax.

      • @captainlezbian
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        62 months ago

        Yeah I demand all childless women on the internet show us their pussycats.

        Wait, I’m a childless and catless woman on the internet

        • @[email protected]
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          42 months ago

          Kamala Harris doesn’t pay her cat tax! We the people demand that Kamala pays the cat tax.

          • @captainlezbian
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            22 months ago

            Madam Vice President the American people have a clear understanding of your position on the issues at stake, namely that you aren’t a raving freak show like your opponents, but one major question remains: will you or will you not send kitty pics? We deserve to see your cat. Should you win we wish to see your cat walk past your addresses without any regard whatsoever about you trying to announce changes to our lives.

        • FuglyDuck
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          12 months ago

          Well, I’m unfortunately a careless guy on the internet.

          (I want one, but I’m not in a place to have one- too busy.)