• @EfficientEffigy
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    635 months ago

    With that attitude, better become a Musician pronto

    • @TexasDrunk
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      475 months ago

      Funny you should say that. I’m already a terrible musician. I’ve got a solo gig and a band gig this weekend. I just wanted the podcast to complete my middle aged white dude punch card because my cargo shorts just got here the other day.

      • @Fetus
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        345 months ago

        Two gigs in the same weekend? Who’s going to keep an eye on the smoker?!

        • @TexasDrunk
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          265 months ago

          I am an actual cliche. Dang.

          I’ll have everything prepped to start it up drunk at 2am on Sunday morning. This ain’t my first rodeo and my brisket will be ready to slice by dinner Sunday evening.

        • @TexasDrunk
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          85 months ago

          My motorcycle is plenty shiny and fast.

          Seriously, my superhero name should be Average Middle Aged White Dude. The only thing I’m not doing is getting more conservative as I get older.

          I guess I’m going to have to wear some white tube socks with my slides and saying shit like “Working hard or hardly working?”