• @TexasDrunk
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    472 months ago

    Funny you should say that. I’m already a terrible musician. I’ve got a solo gig and a band gig this weekend. I just wanted the podcast to complete my middle aged white dude punch card because my cargo shorts just got here the other day.

    • @Fetus
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      342 months ago

      Two gigs in the same weekend? Who’s going to keep an eye on the smoker?!

      • @TexasDrunk
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        262 months ago

        I am an actual cliche. Dang.

        I’ll have everything prepped to start it up drunk at 2am on Sunday morning. This ain’t my first rodeo and my brisket will be ready to slice by dinner Sunday evening.

    • @ivanafterall
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      82 months ago

      You’d look way cooler in something fast and shiny…

      • @TexasDrunk
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        82 months ago

        My motorcycle is plenty shiny and fast.

        Seriously, my superhero name should be Average Middle Aged White Dude. The only thing I’m not doing is getting more conservative as I get older.

        I guess I’m going to have to wear some white tube socks with my slides and saying shit like “Working hard or hardly working?”

            • @ivanafterall
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              22 months ago

              How else should I prevent my thongs from chafing?

              • Pissipissini Johnson 🩵! :D
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                12 months ago

                Interesting question.

                Socks should ideally have some kind of internal smoothness that prevents discomfort. Ridges in awkward positions would probably make your senses play up.

          • @TexasDrunk
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            22 months ago

            BG3 occasionally, Elden Ring once a week, and once a month or so I’ll break out a classic NES or SNES game. Plus I play Battle for Wesnoth with dad when he’s not on the road.