• @Garbanzo
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    At this point we’ve only had finals for the events that use children’s guns. I’m not really surprised that China would beat us at shooting children’s guns. They’d probably win a tricycle race too.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      644 months ago

      TIL some people think there’s such a thing as a gun for children.

      • originalucifer
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        264 months ago

        if you told me they sell a gun specifically for children in texas i would absolutely believe it.

        that state is fucking crazy

        • NoIWontPickAName
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          144 months ago

          There’s a brand of 22 rifles named cricket that are specifically designed to teach children how to shoot they’ve got built-in safety locks that are a bitch if you lose the key

        • @problematicPanther
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          84 months ago

          I was just in the bass pro shop in Memphis the other day, and I did in fact see light caliber rifles specifically marketed for children to use.

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          …i mean, i got my first BB gun in third grade and my first twenty-gauge in fourth grade, both youth firearms for christmas in texas; our semi-automatic twenty-twos were hand-me-downs from younger cousins in mississippi who’d graduated to thirty-thirties…

        • @Garbanzo
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          74 months ago

          They do in California too. It’s the whole country.

      • @EmpathicVagrant
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        134 months ago

        Well we do have frequent school shootings in America, so any gun that’s been used must be a children’s gun right? /S

      • @captainlezbian
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        64 months ago

        Aren’t you from Indiana? I just assumed y’all had free .22s for underprivileged children.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          They probably did in most of Indiana, but I grew up in Bloomington and it’s the evil librul leftie commie part of Indiana where a bunch of old hippies who are still hippies settled around the horrible liberal indoctrination center of Indiana University, so they only gave us water pistols.

          • @captainlezbian
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            44 months ago

            Oh that makes sense. You were indoctrinated by the evil IU. Why I bet that Kinsey man taught you all sorts of left wing lies like that it’s more ok for a man to love another man than to love his rifle in an intimate way.

      • @RaoulDook
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        14 months ago

        As a matter of fact, that is a thing that exists. I had a special child-sized .22 rifle when I was 5 years old. My parents kept it safely stored and allowed me to practice with it under close supervision. Sears made them, marketed as a “youth” model.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          Well that’s disturbing… imagine how many parents, especially today, wouldn’t keep it safely stored or allow their kid to practice with it only under close supervision.

          In theory, in a world where every gun owner was responsible, it wouldn’t worry me. We don’t live in that world.

      • @NateNate60
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        94 months ago

        It could legitimately be an Olympic sport. Although they would need to disguise the name by calling it something like “precision drone-flying” where the goal is to drop a water balloon filled with paint onto a target or something

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            They’ve been through a lot, they should get something nice from it.

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          14 months ago

          when do we get the zero V to altitude in X seconds competition, would love to see another streak eagle shenanigan occur.

    • @ChicoSuave
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      124 months ago

      What guns do you imagine they will shoot next? Are you expecting the event to be sponsored by Armalite? Do you think Kalashnikova will show?

      • @ByteJunk
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        104 months ago

        I think OP was pointing out that several of the competitions use air guns, but conveniently glossed over the one with shotguns (which I’m sure OP will love to know, China got a silver medal…)

        • Flying SquidOP
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          64 months ago

          Also, the air guns they use are absolutely not for children.

          It’s like saying they throw a discus for children in that sport because it looks like a frisbee.

      • @Garbanzo
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        -94 months ago

        Shotguns. No, and no.

        It’d be nice if they had a long range category with real rifles. Most countries are already uncomfortable letting their people have access to Olympic pea shooters, so I don’t think we’ll ever see 1000 meter shooting as an event.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          64 months ago

          You do know shooting sport guns are built specifically for shooting sports at the Olympic level, right? You seem to think power is more important than accuracy. I doubt any of the athletes agree.

          But I’m sure there’s some sort of “Redneck Games” or something where people use AR-15s with bump stocks and Colt .45s to target shoot. You should check YouTube.

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            I’m just not impressed with any marksmanship that maxes out at 50 meters. Regardless of how powerful a gun is it’s not impressive to be accurate at such a short range. I don’t care about how powerful the gun is, I just want to see it fling something far enough to be interesting.

            • @tlou3please
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              54 months ago

              Hahahaha why aren’t you in the bloody Olympics then if it’s that easy?

            • Flying SquidOP
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              24 months ago

              I’m sure we’re all sorry that the world’s best target shooters don’t impress you. Unfortunately, no one took you into consideration when arranging the Olympics.

              • @Garbanzo
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                14 months ago

                The world’s best target shooters under a very specific and particular set of circumstances, usually indoors. It’s like you’re trying to insult me for not being impressed at the driving skills of the world’s best indoor go-kart racers.

                • @tlou3please
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                  24 months ago

                  Like every single olympic sport can only be performed in a very specific and particular set of circumstances. What is this bizarre gatekeeping?

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                    It’s like if they wanted to have motorsports in the Olympics but they only did go-karts and 49cc motorcycles. The people who show up to compete will be talented, but they aren’t driving F1 or MotoGP.

                • Flying SquidOP
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                  No, I’m trying to suggest that if you don’t like it, don’t watch it. What’s the point in telling everyone why Olympic athletes don’t impress you?

                  • @Garbanzo
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                    I didn’t watch it, but I did run across some bullshit on the Internet implying that the Chinese dominating ping pong somehow means the US can’t compete at Tennis.

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              You know they hit about within a half inch circle at 55 yards. That is with iron sights and the weapon not supported! This is really remarkable. If my top of the head calculation is correct this is about 1 MOA. Better than the hardware error alone of older/ lower end guns.

              It is still super boring to watch however.

    • @yesman
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      84 months ago

      When you say “children’s gun” do you mean a gun for children to use, or a gun designed to use on children?

      • @Garbanzo
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        -94 months ago

        For children to use.

    • @Xeroxchasechase
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      64 months ago

      I thought American guns Are for shooting children…

      • @mriormro
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        44 months ago

        No, they’re for shooting ourselves when we’ve had enough of the crushing capitalism.

    • @ByteJunk
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      64 months ago

      Maybe the army guys that the US sent over for trap shooting got lost on the way?

      Or perhaps shotguns are for babies, and they only know how to fire rockets or something.